Mar 30 2008

WIP it!

WIPS
I am, for once, sticking to my plans!! This week I promised myself I would finish my mom’s long-awaited Sizzle top and as soon as she calls me with some armhole measurements I will be grafting the shoulders and picking up for the seed stitch neck details. It’s all seamed up (holy shit…I hate seaming, btw) and once the neck is done I am finished!However it wasn’t an easy wrap up week, because really…is it ever? I screamed through the knitting of the front half in a couple of nights and when I excitedly laid the front atop the back last night I noticed a problem.

Un-even!!
The front is shorter than the back. This is how I feel about that problem.
Fuck you un-even pieces
So after a little bit of cussing I decided that for the second time I would have to use the whole cut-and-lengthen approach. Some of you may remember the first Sizzle I did this to. I decided I may as well turn this little bump in the road into a handy tutorial for anyone who needs to fix a fuck-up may have come by this problem or otherwise wishes to lengthen a knitted garment.TUTORIAL: Lengthen a knitted garment.

Step One
Step One (2)
Step One: Thread some yarn on a tapestry needle and pick up the right “leg” of each stitch on the same row. Do this a row or two ABOVE where you need to to allow for cutting room and error. I use a contrasting color yarn to make things easier to see. You can technically do this with your a needle (long circulars, especially) to cut out a step but I find it much easier this way.
Step Two
Step Two: Once you’re all threaded and fairly certain you’ve stuck to the same row, cut BELOW the row you’ve just threaded. Be REALLY careful because if you snip a picked up stitch (like I did…ugh) you’ll have to tink back and it’s a pain.
Step Three
Step Three: Pluck out all the little bits of snipped yarn and be sure you didn’t cut anything you shouldn’t have.
grieve
Allow yourself a minute of silence to grieve over what you just cut off.
Step Four
Step Four: Thread your needle through the picked-up stitchesStep Five: Attach new yarn and knit to desired length! Feel good about fixing something.

Sizzle progress
So now that Sizzle is even, onto Jaywalker!
Jaywalker progress
(I love how you can always spot at least one cat/dog hair on all my knitting photos.) I knit the rest of the ankle and most of the heel flap at work Friday. I know this isn’t much- but considering I have barely touched this sock since Rhinebeck…I’m pretty satisfied.
Blossom progress
Once Sizzle is done (freeing my size 7 Addi Turbos up again) I can finish up Blossom! I’m nearly done with one front side, just need to knit the other, seam, and embroider it. I plan to finish this by Friday. After this I will feel that first whoosh of accomplishment and plan to treat myself to a hank of yarn for Aiden’s Yoda Sweater while I work on crossing my Jaywalkers off my WIP list.Now if only I could find the motivation to work this hard on finishing my degree…

And just so you know, it’s not all WIP finishing plans around here…I just signed up for the Slow Bee Mystery Shawl KAL that starts in May. It’s for us slackers that can’t keep up with other mystery lace-alongs. I might use the deep purple Misti Alpaca lace I bought for the Mystery Stole I frogged or I might use the pale pink Misti Alpaca I bought to knit my Aunt Linda something lacy. She gushes over my knitting whenever I see her, how can you not want to knit something for someone like that? ;)

Back to knitting!


Mar 25 2008

Clapotis FO? Oui!

At 2am last night, a very tired moi cast off my Late To The Party Clapotis! I LOVE it. It’s comfy and pretty and I’ve been wearing it since I woke up. I would have some better FO pictures but I’m too lazy to go outside and take them, so living room FO pics will have to do!

Late To The Party Clapotis

Finished Clapotis! Finished Clapotis!

  • Pattern: Clapotis by Kate Gilbert [link] [ravelry]
  • Needles: Size 7 straights that I hate to death
  • Modifications: None
  • Yarn: Socks That Rock- Medium in “Garnet Dreams” (Just under 2 skeins)

I loved knitting this. Just when you’re anxious to get it finished, you hit the decrease rows and before you know it, it’s wrapped around your happy little neck. I bought three skeins of the STR for this and only used two, so I will have matching socks eventually! Bonus!
Next up on my “clean slate: 2008″ mission: Mom’s Sizzle and Blossom. I want both done in the next couple of weeks. Blossom is nearly done so that shouldn’t be a problem, Mom’s Sizzle is barely halfway and holy shit I hate knitting the same pattern twice…BUT, I promised to make it for her like a year and a half ago, so I gotta get to it! I really want at least 4 of my 7 WIPs done before Maryland. We’ll see how that goes!

Another quick note before I go, I was blown away by the volume of comments my last post got. I’m used to 7-10 comments MAX and that one is nearing 30. I’m certainly not a blogger that asks for comments or gets upset over lack of them, but it was pretty cool seeing all these new names popping up and saying “hell yes!” alongside the familiar bloggers I’ve been chatting with for a while.

I really appreciate that anyone (let alone a small crowd) ever wants to read what I have to say, and I try to reply to all of the comments and check out all of your respective blogs and after that post…my Google Reader got stuffed with some great blogs I hadn’t previously read. I was feeling a bit disgusted when I wrote that and seeing all these comments pop up in my email really stomped out that disgust, so thank you for your kind and often hilarious words. (And thank you to those lurker readers, too…I know you’re there…)

Well, I’ve got some sort of baby appendage trying it’s best to crack my lower right rib so I’m going to go lay on my couch and snuggle my Clapotis. <3


Mar 22 2008

I need a moment on my soapbox.

Warning: There is gratuitous use of the word “douchebag” in this post, but there is a lot of love, too. So bear with me.

I’ve spent a lot of time on the Ravelry boards this week…and I mean a lot. I mostly stick with the Lazy, Stupid & Godless boards but I do tend to venture into the “main six” boards from time to time. There have been a few threads and posters recently and in rhw past that really got me thinking. I’m doing my final paper in Sociology this semester on knitters as a sub-culture; how we think, act, our lingo, folkways, hierarchies, and our “celebrities”…so I’ve been paying extra attention to the back and forths going on lately in preparation for that paper.

The following are some things I noticed, some things that pissed me off, and some things that made me proud.

1.) Just because someone is a knitter, does not mean I will like them. I have come across some really miserable people on Ravelry. People that go out of their way to make snippy comments about other bloggers, someone’s preference to acrylic or “throwing” method of knitting, etc. I know, I know…knitters are just people, and well…a lot of people are assholes, but I tend to bury my head in the sand and go on thinking we’re all sort of in this together. I tend to think that we would celebrate each other’s accomplishments and mourn together when we accidentally felt that beautiful cabled sweater. But I have, more often that once, seen this branded as “pathetic” and most recently as “treating knitting like a disease”. What?

I imagine being a perfect knitter who never stresses over a technique must be nice, but if I may speak for the rest of us for a moment…fuck you!

Now I’m not some pussy-footing kiss-everyone’s-ass kind of person, I think you all know that. But when I see such outright bitchery (and I don’t mean the cool “yeah I’m a bitch, so what” kind…I mean a shitty person with a shitty attitude kind) going on, I get really upset.

2.) Having a popular blog/book/design apparently means you forfeit your right to hurt feelings. I see this a lot too, usually pertaining to Stephanie the Yarn Harlot. Any objection I’ve made to others calling her a “bad writer”, “neurotic”, and even “pathetic” was met with I DON’T HAVE TO LIKE HER’s. Despite my NEVER having said one has to like Stephanie (or anyone), this retort was thrown at me about ten or fifteen times as if repeating it would make my saying it true. But I digress…
When you publish a blog, books, articles, podcasts, or anything like that you are essentially throwing a piece of yourself into the ethos for mass consumption. I understand that. I understand that often times you may receive negative criticism about your work. Fine. But what I don’t understand is why someone would go out of their way to plaster this negativity, which often spills over into just plain cattiness, all over a venue that the writer/designer/podcaster will most certainly see. I have never had one nasty comment on my blog, I imagine because if someone doesn’t like my blog- they’d fuck right off and not read it. So where is the line? When do you cease being a person with fucking feelings and become some fair-game target to be judged incessantly by catty douchebags on the internet?

Just because you CAN talk shit, does it really mean you need to?

Apparently these sorts of knitters are fine with who they are and how they conduct themselves, but I hate to think that they represent me in any way as a knitter. We’re mocked, blown off, patronized and belittled in day-to-day life by non-knitters…so why the hell do we turn on each other, too?

There are plenty of “celebrity” blogs that I can’t stand to read. I sit and read and think “I don’t get why people love this person’s blog”, but I don’t feel compelled to make these feelings public domain without a care of what that blogger will feel when they read it. But I guess I don’t understand the need to do that because I’m not a miserable douchebag.

I think you have to be in the miserable douchebag club to understand why people shit on the Yarn Harlot and call her tales of knitting crises “pathetic”, or why Ravelers bitch out Casey because they don’t like the “favorite curse word” on HIS AND JESS’ site, or why listeners of Brenda Dayne’s Cast On podcast think they are entitled somehow to complain about the way she does her show or the music she plays.

It makes me wonder when knitting became like high school…because when I hear this shit, I just feel like I’m in the bathroom stall after second period listening to “like OH MY GOD I just can’t staaaand her, don’t you just hate the way she talks, and gag me with those awful shoes!”

Everyone is entitled to a voice and an opinion, but the way you state it and when and where you chose to state it says a lot about you as a person.

3.) HOWEVER, in the end…there’s always the good. This week’s lurking and observations haven’t been all bad- not by a long shot. I had a dozen or more well-wishes on my anniversary from people I’ve never really met. I’ve laughed hysterically with my fellow LSG girls, often at the expense of said miserable douchebags as well as the crybabies on Ravelry that freak out when they see a knitted pastie show-and-tell or the hilarious Beanis. I planned this year’s Christmas in the City drive with the wonderful Linda-which is shaping up to be way bigger this year thanks to her help. And best of all, I sat and watched Ravelry hit 100,000 members and didn’t even let the fact that 20,000 of them are probably M.D.K.’s (“miserable douchebag knitter” from here on out) bother me because I’m so damn proud to be a part of this giant thing that 2 fellow Bostonians created from the ground up just last year.

There is so much good among knitters that even though it can piss me off, there’s not much room to let M.D.K.’s and bullshit ruin it for me. I’m not really sure what the point of posting this entire entry was, but I feel better. I imagine I might get some flack for it, but it needs to be said. I guess I just want to put this out there:
We ARE all in this for the same reason.

We are all in this because we long for company of our own.

We are all in this because regular people just don’t understand.

We’re creative and tenatious.

We seek to challenge ourselves and take a lot of comfort in knowing we’re not the only ones who totally butchered that steek/cable/seam/lace pattern.

We’re all knitters…so don’t be such a douchebag, eh?


Mar 21 2008

Congrats Jess and Casey

Ravelry just hit 100,000 members!

Ravelry hits 100,000 memebers!


Mar 21 2008

It’s that time again.

I have too much stash I will never, ever use. I love some of it, it’s pretty…but let’s face it-not getting used. I have sworn off acrylic, I have no use for that fuzzy stuff…it’s time to make peace with that.

With Aiden coming and Flash Your Stash day approaching, and after reading the pages on destashing in the Yarn Harlot’s last book…I went looking for charities to donate these unused skeins to. After half an hour of finding NOTHING I opted to call the Girl Scouts. I talked to a nice lady named Donna and she’ll be taking all this stuff and placing it with the elderly charity knitters as well as the girlscouts for their crafting needs.

I did something useful today…now I’m going to take a nap.


Mar 20 2008

Doin’ it up ghetto style.

Thanks to everyone for the well wishes yesterday! We’re pretty broke lately so we couldn’t do much to celebrate, but we refused to stay in however financially responsible that might have been. We decided to see a movie, but since there is pretty much nothing in the theater worth seeing we were stumped. UNTIL we saw that No Country For Old Men was back in the ghetto theater in New Bedford. We settled on that, figuring the tickets were cheap and we wanted to see the movie on the big screen as opposed to renting it.

We dropped off Zoe with my mother in law and headed out. We were hungry and had some time to kill so we stopped over at Gary’s Best hotdogs. Generally you can get about 5 hotdogs and 2 sodas for 6 bucks…exactly the amount of cash we had on us. (They don’t take debit) Turns out they raised their prices…but gave them to us for 6 bucks anyway.

Yay Gary's

Mmmmm.

So we speed over to CVS to stock up on candy because FUCK paying what they charge at the theater. Don’t tell!

shhh
It’s now about five minutes to the movie so we run over to the theater with my purse making obvious candy wrapper crinkling noises and pull out the debit card for our cheap-o movie tickets. Then we see the sign. “WE NO LONGER ACCEPT CARDS, CASH ONLY”. WTF! The snotty girl behind the counter points to the ATM, one of those 3rd party, charges you 4 bucks per transaction ATMs. We take out a twenty thinking that’ll leave money for popcorn and hand it to her. She hands us back three dollars. THE MOVIE TICKETS WENT UP TOO! A small popcorn is $3.75, so that’s out too.

Fuck you, Flagship Cinemas, seriously.

We walk on the sticky, un-vacuumed floors into the disgusting theater…sort through 10 or 15 seats before we find two without crap stuck to them and plunk down. The movie just starts, no previews, no warning…just right in!

However the movie was amazing and we had a good time. However next year if we go to the movies, we’ll pay the extra dollar or two to go to a real movie theater! Three years down, many more to go! (He throws the shocker to demonstrate his class)
3 Years
On to knitting and crafting news…I have been working on my Clapotis like crazy. I’m loving the yarn and colorway so much that I just want it to be done fast so I can get some wear out of it while the weather is still cool. Look how pretty:

Clapotis Progress

I’m about 3/4ths through the “straight rows”. I can see why the Clapotis was such a popular knit and remains to be so. Dropping the stitches ON PURPOSE is really fun. My husband smiles and shakes his head at me whenever I squeal with delight whilst dropping one. He just doesn’t understand, but you do, fellow knitter…you do.

I’m also getting my swap package for the Decorate My House swap finished, I have to send out tomorrow (eek!) so I’m in freak-out mode because I want to do one more thing that I need to buy something for. But here’s what I’ve done so far. My partner also celebrated her 3 year wedding anniversary yesterday, how funny is that?

My partner is a big Zelda fan, and has a “great room” that she plans to have a video game theme going in. I wanted to make her a big wall quilt of Zelda but I just couldn’t afford it. Quilt squares are WAY more expensive than I thought! But I wanted something Zelda so I made her a little container. Not as cool, but I’m happy with how it came out:

Zelda Pixel Jar

(The shield is on the sides all around it)

Her son has a monkey-themed bed/bathroom so I decided to make him some matching wall art. I painted a wood frame and used a Monkey bookmark I stumbled across along with some left over felt from the jar. I think this came out pretty cute, I hope she likes it:

Monkey Wall Art

For the “big” item (the swap is for one “big” and “a few extra smalls”) I wanted to paint her a four seasons set. She has a bunch bookmarked on her wist. I’m no artist, but I used a cardstock-stencil of a freehand tree so all the trees would be the same and went to town with my acrylics. I’m really happy with the colors, I just wish I was a better tree artist!

spring- acrylicsummer-acrylic

fall- acrylicwinter- acrylic

My scanner is old and bunk, excuse the weird light line down the left sides.

I’m also going to embroider and frame some sewing themed goodness for her craft room…I just need the frame!! Better move my butt! I suffer from massive swap anxiety so I’m hoping this is a good package!

Back to this knitting!

I haven’t picked up the Blossom dress this week, but it’s on my next-to-finish list, followed by my mom’s Sizzle which I am ashamed of not having finished by now. I am very much on a clean-my-plate mission this year, as well as a burn-up-some-stash mission. Generally I’m not one to hate on my stash, I like having stash…but I need to downsize before Aiden comes and I think this is a good way to do it. I’ve got lots of single and double skeins that will make for good, quick projects so I have no excuse!

I will most likely be Flashing my Stash on April 1st again (Ravelry has become a year-round stash flash, so many people aren’t doing it…but I need the excuse to pull everything out and clean!) so if you’re going to flash, lemme know! I love all the creative pictures people come up with, I’m looking forward to them again!

I’m also in full-scale Maryland Sheep and Wool planning hysteria. I can’t frikken wait. I’ve got it all planned out, hotel is booked, lists are made, Ravelry queue is printed out and noted upon, to pack list is forming…now I just have to figure out how to save lots of money!! I’m thinking about trying to save for a wheel…we’ll see!!

Alright, I’m off to eat lunch and get some crap done. And by get some crap done I mean take a nap on the couch. <3


Mar 19 2008

3 Years!

Today is my 3rd wedding anniversary, so Happy Anniversary, Babe! We’re going to hit a movie, no sleeping over at Lizzie Borden’s house this year! (That’s what we did for our first anniversary if you weren’t a reader when I posted about it.) That’s OK though, we’ll enjoy the day.

So while I neglect much-promised knitting content, I will tide you (me?) over with a little trip down memory lane, from the wedding to the first and second anniversaries and a few pictures of our best drunk faces…I love you, babe. Happy Anniversary!

weddingportrait1

1st Anniversary- Lizzie Borden's house

1st Anniversary- Phantom of the opera

DRUNK

2nd Anniversary

at a wedding

DRUNK

menjon

3′rd year picture to come! I’m not sure what changes more…my hair color or his facial hair…

Knit progress and swap crafting pics to come! I promise!


Mar 18 2008

Bad Ass Merch!

So I was thinking about Maryland and an easy way to maybe make some buttons for the Bad Ass Knitters I met at the festival. Then I was thinking “I’d love a Bad Ass Knitter t-shirt or something to wear” and then I was thinking “screw it, I’ll do a Cafe Press Store”! So I did.

Lick My Sticks Cafe Press Store

I did a new little design for buttons, shirts, and bags and I think it’s pretty awesome. I kept the “mark up” to $1-2.00 because I don’t give a crap about money. If I make any at all I’ll either put it into paying my hosting fees or buying bulk buttons from The Button Guy to pass out.
Really I just wanted a “bad ass knitter” maternity shirt…All else is bonus. Anyway, here’s the design (on black, there’s white too):

Bad Ass Knitter Logo

The buttons look so badass, I want like a million of them NOW. But until then…Cafe Press it is!

Actual knitting content coming shortly, now that I’m done playing Photoshop Designer for the day!


Mar 17 2008

Happy St. Patties!

St. Patties day sober…so this is what it’s like? In spite of the lack of Guinness drinking going on over here, all is well. It’s reasonably spring-like outside, I had a doctor’s appointment today where I was informed after my next appointment I begin coming every 2 weeks, and we got grocery shopping out of the way. Now I’m taking it easy with a Root Beer, reading blogs, and planning on diving into the Irish Soda Bread I bought. mmmm.

Still no word from the Planet hosting since my emails were forwarded to the “manager”, but I’ve gotten emails, comments, and posts on Ravelry from others being scraped by theknittingguild.com. Hopefully we’ll swarm their abuse department so much they’ll stop hosting these assclown spammers. If not, rest assured I will make their life miserable in every way that I can. I wonder if any knitters host their blogs via The Planet hosting??

Well I have made some progress on Blossom and Clapotis. I’ve decided I am a STR fanatic, I loooove this yarn. Between the yarn itself and the beautiful colors…so worth the line at Rhinebeck I waited in to buy it! Worth the line I will wait in at Maryland! I’ll get a little more progress done and post some pictures tomorrow or something.

Until then, I saw this meme on Stacy Sews and thought it was cool. I like knowing how bloggers got started so while I won’t tag anyone in particular, I’d love to see some of you do this one!

1. Why did you start your blog?

I’m not sure. I had just started actually MAKING things successfully from yarn and upon some google-ing I came across knitting blogs. I thought that was a cool way to connect with some other knitters my age and show my projects off to someone other than my husband. I’ve had the pleasure of seeing the knit blog explode over the last three years and our little online community swell into the monster it is now. It’s pretty cool and I’m glad I am a part of it.

2. How did you come up with your blog name?

I was listening to a LOT of PJ Harvey at the time…that helped. I think I wrote a post on my first free blog that said something about “lick my sticks, blogspirit…I’m out” when I switched to blogger. It just kind of stuck. I love it!

3. Do your friends and family know about your blog? What do they think of it?

Well, my husband and in-laws know about it. My sister in law blogs as well. I have a few friends that I guess check it from time to time and I’ve occasionally had a metalhead friend come up to me at a show and tease me about it. I think my mom knows I have one but I don’t think she’s read it, probably for the better with my potty mouth…

4. How do you write posts?

Usually I’d be curled up in bed with my laptop but since I ripped the screen off and buried my dear laptop, I know write at the desk on the desktop computer. I much prefer the other way. My mom and dad are gifting me a laptop for graduation…I can’t wait, I have the best parents ever. I guess when your kids both dropped out/were expelled from High School you feel compelled to reward the first one to have A graduation.

5. Have you ever had a troll or had to delete unkind comments?
I think the answer to this is pretty obvious. I get spam comments AND blog scrapers. I just finally figured out how to turn on Akismet so hopefully the spam goes down a bit. I’ve never had an unkind comment. I’m sure I’m long overdue for one.

6. Do you check your stats? Do you care how many people read your blog? If you do care, how to you increase traffic?
Yeah, I keep an eye on my stats but not obsessively or anything. Lately I’ve been watching due to the scraping but generally I only pay attention to the incoming links so that if anyone links to me I can thank them and/or return the favor!

I don’t care at all how many people read my blog. When I actually DO check my stats I’m always surprised at how many unique visitors actually visit my little blog. Of course I discovered that many find their way here by searching weird things like “lick my ass” or “sock fetish” but that’s OK.

I don’t do anything to “increase traffic” per say. I do like to leave lots of comments on blogs I like and work on the Bad Ass Knitters ring, I think that is good for gaining new readers as well as finding new blogs to read!

7. What kind of blogs/posts interest you?
I love blogs that are well-written, funny, and I don’t think pictures have ever hurt a post! I also like bloggers that talk about their life as well as their craft. I have seen posts on Ravelry where people don’t read blogs that stray from knit content and I think that’s stupid. I read blogs to get to know the blogger AND the things they make! That said if only 1 out of every 20 posts mentions knitting I might lose interest. Whining is a really good way to keep me off your blog. Venting on occasion? Great. Whining on every post about pointless BS? Pass. I haven’t come across much of this though!

My subscriptions are about 80% knit blogs, 15% craft blogs (sewing, etc) and 5% random shit I think is fun.

8. What do you like and dislike about blogging?

I love blogging. I love when I go to knitting events I run into people I feel like I already know from their blogs. I love that I get crazy amounts of inspiration and pattern ideas from other people’s blogs. I love the KAL’s, swaps, and websites that have been born out of this internet community thing we have going. And I especially love the friends I’ve made via comments and emails that make me want to keep posting and reading. There isn’t much I don’t love about blogging.

But there are some things. There’s occasionally nastiness between bloggers, content and pattern stealing that I find well…fucked up, and of course the spamming, scraping, and other bullshit that goes on. But other than that…I’m a fan of blogging and bloggers.

In celebration of St. Patrick’s Day, I will leave you with 50 Animals With Drinking Problems.


Mar 15 2008

Blossom: FAIL.

Well…apparently I can be stopped. Today is the baby shower and this is all I’ve gotten done:

Blossom Progress

Damn. Looks like this will be a “congratulations on your new baby who was just born” gift. I wish I had bought something off her registry now because I only have the two embroidered onsies. FAIL.

Speaking of FAIL- Look what I woke up to this morning:

blogscrapedagain

They actually scraped my post on blog scraping that CALLS THEM ASSHOLES. Back to emailing their host. Apparently they don’t realize that just taking down the fake pages doesn’t stop the bot from making new ones!

Well I’ve gotta go look fabulous, I’ve spent two solid weeks in wife beaters and pajama pants, even though it’s pouring, I’m wearing a damn dress.