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The Bad Ass Knitter’s Ring has officially hit 200 members today! Holy shit! Thanks to everyone signing up and spreading the word!!
If you haven’t joined yet…what are you waiting for!?
Ok, if I haven’t been kicked off all my webrings I’ll be amazed. Wrapping up the semester at school killed me, but it’s all over now. I think I finally pulled off a 4.0 semester. (I always get that surprise “B” to ruin it.) But we’ll see.
Right now I am missing the RI Fiber Festival because I miss everything. I’ve been talking about it for months and no one wants to go. I am sad. I was hoping to get my Secret Pal’s reveal package goodies there. Back to the drawing board. And fast, I’m late on my middle package!
Speaking of Secret Pal’s! My SP sent me the greatest package!! She sent my BEAUTIFUL wood cable needles, BRITTANY cable needles at that! Chocolate (always a hit), and this great soap sample from Lush…which I loooove. And she sent me 2 skeins of hot pink, and 2 skeins of black Plymouth Encore yarn. SUCH an awesome package.
I’m in a terrible mood so I will make this brief until I hate life a little less. I’ve been tagged for 8 Random Things About Me by Letah so here you go:
1.) I absolutely hate beetles. Not the band, the disgusting, revolting, sickening bug. It’s coming up on beetle season and I already feel panicky. I hate how they smash into your walls and cling in your hair. I effing hate them. Why can’t cell phones kill all the beetles instead of all the bees?
2.) I get heartburn daily. It’s horrible. I have it right now.
3.) I lose my ID all.the.time. Right now it’s sitting on some stupid bank teller’s desk because she was too busy filing her nails to put it back into the sucky tube container with my receipt. I had to miss out on karaoke night last night, and drinking at the bout this Sunday because of this. (Did she bother to call to let me know I’d left it? Nope.) Things like this happen weekly and I am forever looking for my ID.
4.) I’m the laziest overachiever you will ever meet. I will beat myself up for a month over a “B+” but won’t get off my butt to go to the gym.
5.) I need a job and a car. Stat.
6.) I have known my best friend for 20 years.
7.) If you rub your bare palm on a carpet or lick a popsicle stick in front of me, I will gag and run away. I’m gagging right now just from writing that.
8.) I do not know my own cell phone number, or anyone else’s. I almost never answer or use the phone. I would rather mail a letter than call someone.
Alright, I’m off to find a way to get rid of this heartburn and take a shower. I’ll be back soon with pictures and stuff. I also promise to catch up on all of your blogs this weekend!